Garrett Michael Matthias
July 06, 2018
Garrett Michael Matthias
AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”
3/26/13 – 7/6/18
My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias
My birthday is: I am 5 years old
My address is: I am a Bulldog!
My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green
My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg
When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer
My favorite people are:
• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),
• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),
• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),
• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,
• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),
• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)
• Batman!!
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port
Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)
When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!
Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla
Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones
Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa
Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset
A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.
Donations can be made directly to the family https://www.gofundme.com/garrett-mathiasmathias-family or in Garrett’s honor to a few of the many non-profits that helped Garrett along the way: The Little Al Foundation (https://www.littlealfoundation.com), The Pink Tractor Foundation (https://www.facebook.com/PinkTractorFoundation) and the University of Iowa Dance Marathon (https://dancemarathon.uiowa.edu)
We are so grateful to the many doctors, nurses, child life specialists, musicians, art therapists, and volunteers that worked tirelessly to cure Garrett of his cancer. The reality for Garrett and so many other children is pediatric cancer is an ugly, nasty beast that leaves a path of destruction. For Garrett and many others before him – cancer kills. Those that are ‘lucky’ enough to survive endure long term debilitating side effects and the constant fear of relapse. We will fight for a cure until no other kids are robbed of their childhood, no other siblings lose their best friends, and no other parents have to bury their babies.
Garrett endured nine months of hell before he lost his battle with cancer. During that time he never lost his sense of humor and loved to tease the doctors and nurses. From whoopy cushions and sneaking clothes pins on their clothes to ‘hazing’ the interns and new staff doctors, he was forever a prankster. Nothing caught people off guard as his response to ‘see ya later alligator’:
See ya later, suckas! - The Great Garrett Underpants
Jenn & Carey
07/15/2018
You sound like an awesome dude! Rest In Peace little buddy. Fly High
Natalie
07/15/2018
I hope to live a life as full, fun, and brave as Garretts. I will work to remember to not take things so seriously and laugh a little bit more.
To his family and friends: Im so sorry for your loss. May your wonderful memories of Garrett comfort you during this difficult time.
Rest in paradise, kiddo.
Garrett
07/15/2018
Garrett, wow. You know, its funny because we share the same name spelled the same way. And I dont think thats too common. You sound like you were an awesome dude and took on living your life in 5 years better than most do in a full lifetime. Wish I couldve met you. Maybe one day as a gorilla, flinging poo...blue skies dude
Valerie
07/15/2018
We share the same likes and dislikes: Batman and Thor and wearing pants! I, too, agree that cancer is dirty and stupid. I pray for your family and for an end to this horrible disease. May his beautiful soul rest in peace.
Meghan Jop
07/15/2018
God bless your family and your son. How strong, funny and brave he must have been and how strong and brave you will have to be. The love shines through. So truly sorry for your loss.
Robin Wilson
07/15/2018
What a brave little boy you were. Rest In Peace Garrett and thank you. You were a fighter and blessed inspiration. Gods love and protection.
Jennifer
07/15/2018
Your son sounded like a pretty great kid with an amazing sense of humor. My condolences go out to everyone who loved him.
Mona, Steve, Sofia & Jack from Canada
07/15/2018
Our hearts are with your family during such a difficult time. Garret sounded like the coolest 5year old, with the biggest heart. Thinking of you today and for many days to come.
xx The Browns
Asa Smith (TEXAS)
07/15/2018
Little guy you are sooooo kool and brave. Maybe one day your disease will be wiped away, but without a doubt you are one of the true fighters who showed those who come after you that no matter what problem in life you face, someone like you showed us it was nothing...RIP.
Allen Burgenson
07/15/2018
On to Asgaard brave warrior! May you feast at Thors table!
Joseph Beaudion (Louisiana)
07/15/2018
This story and awesome obituary really touched my heart. Such a tragic loss of an exceptional soul. I grieve with the family.
Terry (South Carolina)
07/15/2018
You go, Little Man, you go. St Pete better be on his toes with you on the loose! God Bless, Garrett. RIP
Tandeo B.
07/15/2018
My condolences on the passing of a young man who has touched so many people by sharing his wishes before he said good bye to his family. May God bless his family and know that we are all praying for you. Heaven just got a whole lot better!!
Scott Novak
07/15/2018
I am desperately sorry for your loss and so grateful your boy got to spend time with his future roommates, the gorillas. I hope I can visit the Underpants Tree someday.
Garrett, you are my favorite superhero.
Scott Novak
Denver, Colorado
Mary E Wolverton
07/15/2018
My condolences that Garrett lost his battle with cancer. May you always keep him your heart.